Star Wars Goodies
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Ten Reasons Star Wars is Better Than Star Trek
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely set on "stun."
09. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
08. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still
looked fresh and desirable. After some Cardassian torture and starvation, Captain
Picard looked like hell.
07. The bizarre aliens in the Mos Eisley cantina would make fun of Spock's pointy
ears.
06. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every female alien he encounters.
05. "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" just sounds cooler than "These are
the voyages of the starship Enterprise."
04. Captain Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter
impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
03. The starship Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and
a crew of 20 just to go into warp. The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with
R2-D2 and a Wookie.
02. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg collective with one glance.
01. One word: lightsabers.
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